YukiPenguin:
"Bob, I'm starting to think that 'Come As Your Favorite Chess Piece' wasn't the best idea for a prom after-party."
devildoll:
Ahhh... a frozen grab: The visual equivalent of listening to Yanni.
YukiPenguin:
"But Bob, if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. I mean, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Generik:
"Phil? Melissa Etheridge just called... apparently that Crosby guy is all tapped out at the moment, and she was wondering... if you're not busy..."
YukiPenguin:
If AOL chatrooms existed in real life: "So, uh... age/sex/location?"
YukiPenguin:
"Oh Bob, just in case you haven't noticed, there's a rather large crystal tree growing out of your head."
Generik:
"Oh yeah - Peter Gabriel was a better singer, too! "You're cruising, Bob... you're *really* pushing it now..."
devildoll:
"When you're through with the fine washables, you can help me finish gutting this goose!"
YukiPenguin:
"Bob, do you ever get the feeling that, all in all, we ARE just bricks in the wall?"
Falcor2000:
"Like my new Lay-Z-Bowl Toilet? It's plush when I flush!"
D_Idaho:
"The coffee table was the pawn right?"
RexKramer:
"Jes' take those old records off tha shelf--DAD! YOU'RE HOME!"
Shaggy_doo:
Dude I've been sitting here since 2pm. when can I get up??
threeamigos:
When capping, threeamigos can go for hours, even days without moving...
D_Idaho:
...the world famous statue "The Thinker" is currently missing and its whereabouts are unknown
SkulD:
"I don't know... Maybe the couch should go in the other corner." "Oh, would you give it a rest! We'll get rid of the couch and use a love seat!"
RexKramer:
"Ah, Mr. Evil. You're here for our friendly chess game." "I wouldn't miss it for the world, Mr. Good. BWAHAHAHAHA!" "Oh do stop." "Sorry."
RexKramer:
Hurry up, Stefan! Dawson's Creek is on!