Hinermad:
I think we've found John Holmes' replacement...
SuperGeko:
"Okay, lady, you have one guess as to what's under my hat. Heh heh... No, wait, don't go! Okay, you can have three guesses!"
Hinermad:
Bionic appendages are great, but they make lousy lockpicks.
teambanzai:
New Simon for Dummies. Where everyone's a winner.
teambanzai:
And now the Harve Bennett production of West Side Story.
amycamus:
"That's the last time THAT fella calls me 'Disco King'!"
Hinermad:
"What's Travolta got that I ain't got?" "A career." "Go away."
Camjturner:
"Ohhh, Jeanie, what have you gone and done now?"
Hinermad:
Lee Majors went on to become the choreographer the Power Rangers.
LuvBJones:
The millenium Christmas Carol: "Give me three weeks off and a thousand dollar bonus or you'll be eating sawdust, old man!"
Indomitus:
The truth of the Kennedy plane crash...
GersonK:
Senators! In the tan, the original navy blue, and the exciting new white! Yours for a song on QVCSPAN
Amon:
Looks like Flipper is ready for mating season...
FredPAC:
On a very special "Flipper," Guest star Tommy Chong accidentally drops his stash overboard
screaming_fist:
Proof that the missionary position was not invented by humans.
LuvBJones:
You call that a teapot? Let's see that handle, maggot, PRONTO PRONTO PRONTO!
Amon:
*Guy in the background* "What's my line? Am I even supposed to be in this scene?"
FredPAC:
Malcolm MacDowell IS Exeter in This Island Earth II