Amon:
"It's a funhouse mirror. It's not *supposed* to look like you!"
JRavenCET:
"...so the engine blows out and the plane's like *whhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr*..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Buoy delivery for a Mr. Liberace's pool?"
Toob:
Sure. Make fun of me now! But one day I'll get the Oscar for playing Bela Lugosi. Then we'll see who's laughing!
Amon:
The number of sperm it took to fertalize this one egg.
amycamus:
Illustrates quite well the striking similarity between the Pentagon's missile defense plan and the vibrator museum at Good Vibrations.
Amon:
"Come on! How could you *possibly* miss it? It's right THERE!"
amycamus:
Meanwhile, at the new ABC Sports command central, inside a giant football...
Amon:
"Hello?" "What are you doing?" "nothing..." "Let's go to the mall."
amycamus:
Great moments in computer history, 1971: "Impressive capability, sir, but legally, we can't really call it a laptop, can we?"
Mr_Grant:
Quick, caress the launch nipple! I mean, press the launch button!
Amon:
Charles Nelson Reiley takes a try at capping...
anti_hero:
The great rectum mural is added to to The Mall of America.
amycamus:
Golden showers are one thing - but this is just plain disgusting.
cambria36:
The only things Timmy valued in life, were his t-square and a life-saver.
DiscoBoy:
"No! I *won't* touch your abcess! Leave me alone!"
Vicious:
"Say, that IS an impressive penile wart!"
DiscoBoy:
Ricky Nelson's lost weekend.