Ghosthntr:
Hey, I think I found where the gas is leaking from...
UnReality:
Due to budget cuts, we can only show you half the screen at a time. Due to even more budget cuts, it doesn't matter which one.
Torgone:
Don't worry, Honey. You'll get your boobies soon.
Mr_Grant:
--Suzy, you don’t need a Wonder Bra, you’re only 12. --But all the girls are getting them! --That’s because you’re a genius and got into college early.
Loodvig:
"Screw it. I'm not risking my life over saving a friggin' chiuahua..."
easy_street:
Lucy, the Gestapo Kommandant, has some 'splainin to do. "I was just following orders, Ricky! Waaaaaaagh!"
Mr_Grant:
Long retired, a restless Col. Sanders reflects on past successes. And toys with creating an Australian Fried Koala chain of restaurants.
nel_b:
*reading* I... think I can... I... think... I can...
Mr_Grant:
Rocco begins to do his Adam Sandler impression. Luckily, a cascade of untreated effluent erupts from a nearby pipe...
ArtMystery:
Madonna's gynecologist finally wised up and had the place wired for better viewing.
DragonBillZ:
Hey. Knock off the air guitar bit!!!
Amon_ster:
Skin of Evil?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Big martyr execution today, 50 beautiful heretics and 3 ugly ones!
Bigstupid:
Lost and distraught, Dweezil Zappa starts a monestary devoted to thought and inner peace... but the joint is rockin' within the month...
Loodvig:
Archaeologists discover an ancient Rush Limbaugh statue.
Loodvig:
Call now to order the Johnny Winter Love Songs album today!
Wrecks:
Looks like he caught himself while zipping up his fly.
Loodvig:
...recently received 26th place in the Mick Jagger look-alike contest.