nastinkers:
Funny, Karma Sutra didn't have ANYTHING about THIS way...
nashtbrutusandshort:
A room specially designed to drive Martha Stewart completely apeshit.
Vicious:
...and the person who drew the shortest straw had to give each member of Hanson an enema! The End!
nashtbrutusandshort:
The Eighties. Rick Astley thinks, "That's it. I'll rip off Jackie Wilson and Otis Redding, and everybody'll think I'm great. It can work."
ozzman6464:
Son, I think its time you stopped breast feeding...
Lanzman:
Early test firings of the world's largest rubber-band gun were encouraging enough to secure further funding.
Dragonstud:
I hereby declare Cube to be the Blair Witch Project of low budget SF movies
flavio:
Would you like to buy some runaway girl scout cookies?
flavio:
Purgey McBeal
ozzman6464:
So what if all the kids call you a skank. I remember they used to call me whore
Soozcat:
Robin Williams and Gilbert Gottfried star in "The Road to Hell."
cdmesser:
I don't think many people can put "Run down by rogue cannon" on their insurance form.
BitShifter:
"Now put your hands up when we get to the top of the hill!"
medusaD:
"Don't mind me, I'm just another drug-induced vision! Carry on with your snorting."
anti_hero:
3055 AD: The Grey Poupon joke is still used
HenryBemis:
"What kinda Jimmy Durante impression is that?!" "Please sir, don't hit me..." "Don't hit me WHAT??" "Don't hit me Mrs. Calabash."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Product of an unspeakable menage a quatre between *Charlie's Angels* and *The NBC Mystery Movie*
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Finally I'd had enough of the head-patting, and one day I racked Mr. Hill so hard his testicles didn't descend for weeks."