medusaD:
"Hello. I will be your hallucination for the evening. You will be swatting at me all evening, although no one else will be able to see me."
AkureiZero:
Why couldn't they put up walls around this toilet?!
Xexus:
(big hands, big ____ oh my God I'm getting dizzy") Oo.
Montague:
I have nothing more to say to you... you... lamp you!
Xexus:
"It's my pet rock, I can feed him whatever I want!"
Soozcat:
Tim Robbins in "Coming Off 'Ludes: The Gene Wilder Story."
sabcat:
What really lurks in the shadows? Michael Jackson!
BarryJ1923:
Ya know, you might be right. THe flashlights would be better if they lit up more than our heads.
Soozcat:
When telemarketers go bad... or is that redundant?
sabcat:
"Number nine! That's so funny!"
MCDMWolf:
"Ugh! Buzzy, no offense, but what you do with gophers is you're own business! Warn me when you're developing something like that!"
Z01D:
New punishment for on the job slackers: Hire Darrin McGavin to stare at them all day with a threatening stare.
prepH:
"...and Mr. Kobain placed his head in front of the gun like this..."
144b:
Oh no, Ms. Batxer is going to do her Britany Speares routine!
edeo:
Secret Communist Headquarters in Iowa
Torgone:
.oO Let's see... what would be a good handle for CT??? something with "babe" in it...
HenryBemis:
In SciFi lighting, he could pass for Alan Alda... dunno why he'd want to, but...
Et_Tu_Brute:
"And the winner of our Alan Alda look-a-like contest is..."