HenryBemis:
"I said on your knees, bitch!"
Joystick:
"Oh, I think he just kicked."
rdogs:
Son of a bitch! A bug just flew into my ear!
Joystick:
"Hmmm, that's funny, I don't have a pulse..." *thud*
melodica22:
"Dean Martin and Mickey Rooney were arrested this afternoon..."
E_the_E:
"Excuse me while I adjust my merkin. Ahh! That's the stuff..."
rick12string:
Practicing the mouth moves Miss Lewinsky taught her, Fiona longed to taste Mr. Welk's new baton.
Vorvon:
"Oh my Gawd!!! My bloomers are missing and here comes a big wind!!!"
Hinermad:
Have you ever been in that annoying position where you have to sneeze, but can't? Try Anti-Benadryl, guaranteed to induce sneezing with one dose!
go_jira:
Oops. She's watching "The Crying Game" ...guess what part it is?
MWT77:
Remember when mom said your face would get stuck that way?
Hinermad:
Spotlighting deer is prohibited in most states, but spotlighting starlets is a popular pastime in Hollywood.
HenryBemis:
...and all the Whos down in Whoville...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Mike Meyers IS Austin Powers AS The Easter Bunny. "Would you like to see where I keep my long ears, Baby?"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Surrender Dorothy?!?!
YibbleGuy:
New From Subaru.
JoeCrow:
A disturbance in the force, like a bunch of drunken, hobo, circus clowns all cried out at once...
shanky:
"So THIS is what happens when you press the little red button!"