threeamigos:
"No, you CAN'T be in the village people with us - we've already GOT a sailor."
Atma_Weapon:
Suddenly, Raiden possesses the body of Freddy Mercury.
Lanzman:
"...an' if I shake my hand real fast like this, looks all blurry! Isn't that cool?"
threeamigos:
"There... Are... THREE... LIGHTS!!!"
Klatuu:
Find something to brace the walls!... Threepio! Threepio! Where could he be?
amycamus:
"But it's MY apartment, and I like it. Besides, it stows my Bud Lite AND serves as an ottoman. You just don't see functional furniture like that everyday."
The_Enigma:
Oo ee, oo ah ah. Bing bang. Walla walla. Zing zang.
CapMidnight:
"So, you see, Tammy Faye Bakker is /worshipped/ in this universe. Your friend is jailed for his... unfortunate comments."
ZadetheElf:
In his spare time, Dave liked to build giant chastity belts.
gypsymoon3:
"The Force is strong with this one. I'll take him myself."
claimdude:
...unfortunately, the new rock group The Oreo Cookies had to perform without one of their members.
RabidChihuahua:
"This is kinda hard!" "Yes, I am... I mean, IT is! I know that wasn't the breast... I mean BEST thing to say!"
BlakHat1:
"So we started playing bumper cars! Boy was I embarassed when I learned they were sentient!" "They did ask for an encore, though."
YingYang:
And yet when I try to make a woman like they did in "Weird Science," it comes out a transexual prostitute with a gambling problem...
emma_peel:
I caught him once in my pond.
screaming_fist:
"I told you not to pick at it."
YingYang:
Space Mutiny: The Musical
animebabe:
"Uh... I think we're missing something..." "Champagne?" "A pot. If we are going to rip off Ghost, we should go all out."