NumanEllium:
Would somebody please take Courtney Love off coke and let her sleep. I just can't stand to look at her anymore.
Caramel:
From the procuders of 'Being John Malkovitch' comes... 'Stalking Kathleen Turner'
BuckFifty:
"So this is where KFC keeps their new beakless chickens huh? No teeth either? Rockin'.. *zzzziiipp*" *wocka chicka wocka chicka*
Klatuu:
La la la la! I can't hear you! I'm putting my fingers in my ears! *Ow*!
Klatuu:
Caps gratia capis
Klatuu:
Pardon me, could you direct me to Jabba's palace?
Klatuu:
Adventures of LavaBoy! "Great, the night before Prom and I'm erupting."
NumanEllium:
"This screengrab ain't big enough for the seven of us..."
Amon:
"Calling Headquarters... Headquarters, I have Suicide Squirrel under surveillance... Wait. What's that noise?!" *chitter* *chitter*
zaphop555:
Wow, Microsoft's new intellimouse is complicated!
Klatuu:
*ding dong* ... *ding dong* ... Geez! How can we invade Earth if nobody's home?
Amon:
A year later, the movie still sucked.
BuckFifty:
"If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?" "Do chickens have lips?" "Touche."
Geier:
"Look. If I were just being paranoid, then the ferns wouldn't be laughing at us, WOULD they?" "Uhm, I guess... not... kinda..."
Lanzman:
"Find anything?" "Yeah, but I killed it when it started saying 'nub-nub' every five seconds."
BuckFifty:
Hmmm... I don't remember Elizabeth Shue in Quest for Fire...
Lanzman:
Ernie thought that maybe, just maybe, he'd overdone it with the earth-tones.
790:
...and a friendship was born.