GlitterRock:
"I'm Lieutenant Chiputa. Half-woman, half-chipmunk... Hailing frequencies open captain *nibble nibble*"
GlitterRock:
"Put simply, Genesis is life, from lifelessness..."
AeonFlux:
"I haven't seen an outbreak of cooties this bad since 'nam."
medusaD:
"Dear SFC, take your banners and your live event in progress, and shove them up your ass. Your's, medusaD."
Lu_Bu:
"Doesn't look like you'll be needing this anymore."
Indomitus:
The Space Shuttle. And behind it, giant cosmic dominoes.
Lu_Bu:
Turn's out the Egyptians had a race of giants build the pyramids for them. Another mystery shot down the tubes!
Amon:
Is there a time when Sci Fi *isn't* showing Sliders?
Amon:
"PULL IT!!! PULL... IT... NOW!!!"
Indomitus:
"Leather mugs here! Get yer leather mugs here!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
No, I didn't say "The King sucks donkey balls" This guy is a ventriloquist.
holoclown:
Martha Stewart says: Decorate your instruments of death with ribbons for a festive touch.
quickdraw:
"Tom Cruise In The Haunted Tardis" will be right back.
Amon:
"DOOM"
devildoll:
"C'mon everybody! Let's help Ultraman here find his contact lens!"
holoclown:
nice knockers
HRPuffenstuff:
"Cleavage? Is that you?"
medusaD:
"Quit calling me Merlin! You see a wizard hat on my head?"