JohnSteed:
It's happened to everyone at one point. You wake up and BOOM, you're Milla Jovovich
GlitterRock:
o/~ Wet dream, swimming through the gulf stream... oo oo-oo-oo-oo oooooo... wet dream... o/~
Torgone:
She seems nice.
animebabe:
"I just want to know when you drank enough beer to make a pyramid that tall!" "*brraaap*"
HenryBemis:
Tonight on a very special episode of Freaks and Geeks...
JustinThyme:
You know I never thought I'd miss Seaquest, but...
Fuquad:
"Down in front!! I wanna watch WWF Raw too, ya know!!"
GlitterRock:
Last known photo of Jonah before being eaten by the whale...
RodRocket:
"Yeah, but now I can look up your dress."
Fuquad:
"You're THIS BIG?? It didn't feel that big last night!"
GersonK:
He's happy. She's happy. They're happy. I'm revolted.
Special_K_27:
Welcome to Hell, please take a number.
BlakHat1:
"Psst! The censors are watching! Look innocent!"
Lu_Bu:
"OK, kids. Get a little closer. You want this prom picture to be something that you will treasure forever."
1600:
"Jeez, I've been an ob/gyn for 15 years, and I've never seen one this big!"
GlitterRock:
I knew Monica Lewinsky's Weight Watchers gig would never last...
NurseNoir:
It's nice to see Tony Dow's getting work...
Amon:
"I'm sorry, we're all out of tickets for the *Was Not Was* big concert reunion tour.