cambria36:
My breasts are so large, they have to be measured in grid coordinates. Tee Hee.
cambria36:
How far to the oasis, Slim?
Saltydog:
Obviously designed by a man.
JoeCrow:
These are the voyages of the USS Genetalia
shanky:
"Charlie Brown's little red-haired girl all grown up!"
medusaD:
"Someday my prince will come. And hopefully not in 3 minutes this time!"
TGoodchild:
"Not again!" *thumps wall* "Cut it out, you two!"
JoeCrow:
I'm pretty sure that's where uncosciousness means implied consent came from
medusaD:
"Oh man... frigging cramps!"
Generik:
...and just like that, all those tequila shooters were back in real time and space.
screaming_fist:
SciFi does have its moments
TGoodchild:
"C'mon, we can just film this on the set of Farscape with some different lighting. No one'll ever notice."
Saltydog:
"Some screw!" "Why... thank you, sir." "Uh, I mean the auger."
medusaD:
The Screaming Reamer travels to find the next unsuspecting orifice.
Generik:
"Hello, Satan, Exeter here... You may be wondering why I asked you to build this Interocitor down there in hell..."
medusaD:
Vegas wedding chapels are getting stranger.
Saltydog:
"...and it has to STAY this long for at least fifteen minutes, or forget it."
Sanagi:
*pop* This music video cost ten million dollars and has nothing to do with the song's lyrics. *pop*