JohnSteed:
Early close captioning for the deaf was REALLY distracting when it involved using sign language
JohnSteed:
"See, when I was Han Solo, I had Travolta's outfit AND moves! That scientologists kid ain't got nothin'!"
JohnSteed:
"And that Keanu punk... watch THIS!" *Stops bullets midflight and makes them spell out FORD RULES* "Ha! Amateurs!"
HenryBemis:
"Mmmm... that's gooooood wood stripper, unmhmmm..."
JohnSteed:
She did her hair in "The Cobra" to freak Indy
HenryBemis:
"I believe you have something I'm looking for." "The talisman?" "No... just a shot of the wood stripper'll be fine."
HenryBemis:
He was not ready for the wood stripper...
JohnSteed:
"WE'RE OUT OF WOOD STRIPPER! GO HOME!!!"
HenryBemis:
Ever wonder what's inside a tennis ball? Indy does, cause he's an archaeologist.
HenryBemis:
You wouldn't believe how many harems she's been invited to join...
JohnSteed:
Ford took a wrong turn. Now he's back on the streets of Mos Eisley.
Short_Round:
"That bust looks just like my shadow..."
Short_Round:
"Got your nose, Indy!" "Damn... how does he do that?"
HenryBemis:
"Damn, seems like we buried this stuff just yesterday." "Shush, we did, but stupid Americans know no diffrent. Praise Allah!"
Short_Round:
Little known fact: The American Indians were the original settlers of Egypt.
HenryBemis:
"If I remove the bandage, the only way to keep you from screaming is to kiss you." "Meeve na mannage non! Meeve na mandnage nonnn!!"
porpoise:
well-lit movie = doesn't suck
Short_Round:
The Seven Dwarves are off to the mine... with a few migrant workers in tow...