Nodrog_CRC:
"I don't find that cap very funny." "Quiet, Dad, I'm still reading it."
JohnSteed:
"Play it Sam, 'Da dum da da da dee, da dum da da da die...'"
Hinermad:
"You call this porn?" "Sch! She's taking off der boots!"
Short_Round:
"YA-HOOOOOO!!! YA-HOOOOOO!!!"
Short_Round:
"AND IF YOU LOOK OUT TO YOUR LEFT, YOU'LL SEE MOUNT RUSHMORE!"
Nodrog_CRC:
Sean Connery finally snaps. "DIE YOU @#)$*!@)#$*ing CAPPERS!!!"
the_bamboozler:
This week: Indiana Jones teams up with Snoopy to defeat the Red Baron! Will he succeed?
Short_Round:
"Over there, Keptin. Look! It looks like a cargo ship."
JohnSteed:
*Alex Trebek* "Well, since V is technically a Roman numeral, you're unfortuantely right. Your wager: SUCK IT, TREBEK!"
shamrockD:
"I hate Prudential!"
Short_Round:
His Holiness the Bishop of Aquila is getting ready to do his Sunday Service.
Nodrog_CRC:
"This is not what I meant when I said we had to burn rubber, Mr. Mallory!"
Short_Round:
"Looks like someone bumped into a Pinto."
sabcat:
Liu Kang pulled this poor guy's spine out!
the_bamboozler:
Alright, Mr. Jones... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to bend over...
JohnSteed:
"Hey, you got an extra dollar? She's almost nude and my time's about up!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Don't tell me, Amon turns into a tank and shoots underwear at the Kortac, right?
Loodvig:
"HO-GAN!"