Short_Round:
"Come on, Docta Jones! Pull my finger!"
JohnSteed:
"So, you got a piece of the 'Berg, now why don't have a piece of a REAL man?" "CUT!!!"
JohnSteed:
Somehow, the sleep-over at Cindy's house got a little overcrowded...
Hawky:
There's a hair in my monkey brains! WAITER! WAITER!
Short_Round:
"Yes, we have enslaved... er, I mean... we are the sovereign rulers of this country..."
Short_Round:
"In this country, we *squeeze* the teabag to get all the tea out of the bag."
Short_Round:
"Oh, GOOD one, Doctor Jones! I have *never* heard the phrase 'four-eyes' before! Good show, old chap!"
JohnSteed:
Man, parties at Michael Jackson's place are just plain bizarre!
Short_Round:
"Yeah, it kinda *looks* like spinach..."
JohnSteed:
Be careful Indy! You're being watched by Robert DeNiro!
Short_Round:
Michael Jackson in The Artist's bedroom...
Erik_Dressel:
Oh mama... I'm getting such a woody here
Short_Round:
It must be tought to be an attractive blonde in a tight fitting robe. She can't get any attention and has to fondle statues. Too bad.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Amon? Nah, couldn't be.
JohnSteed:
"Jones, I can hear you! You're eating Chex without me, aren't you?! Indy?"
Erik_Dressel:
"Don't mind me... I'm just a harmless bug." Woman: "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Short_Round:
"Couldn't you have gotten us better seats to Ice Capades than these?"
Erik_Dressel:
"I'm going to rip out your heart." "I don't care... Cindy left me... I don't care if I die!"