Andy1251:
"You're holding the gun the wrong way!"
YingYang:
Mr. Freeze's Spanish houseboy...
Generik:
Coming this spring to a sports arena near you... Skeet-Shooting Leprechauns on Ice!
Andy1251:
"ICE BERG RIGHT AHEAD!" "Is that really an iceberg?" "Hunh..never thought of that before..what do you thin.. *CRASH!* SHIT!"
cscott:
"I am Merlin, advisor to the Norse Gods... What?... Hey, it makes as much sense as anything does on this show..."
Mexcellency:
Ha! Now I AM the whitest in the land!
Agent_Moldy:
"I am No-El, son of Claus."
YingYang:
"Thou hast the biggest rack thine own manhood hath tittie-fucked!"
Generik:
Jeff George, Viking quarterback, fur-trapper, male model. Also part-time rodeo clown.
cscott:
"Okay, sing it with me... o/' Livin' in a land up yunder... where women love gods of thunder... o/'..."
Generik:
Billy from ZZ Top likes to take his nipple ring out and dangle it around, trying to impress the chicks...
animebabe:
Herc sneaks a quick look at the other team's guard, laughs to himself, kicks the can, and dances in victory.
cscott:
.oO("Oh God... I wish I'd brought Tommy that damned train set he wanted... What's he going to do with me? Where is Mrs. Claus?... Oh God...")
YingYang:
2nd place contestant on "Who Wants To Marry a Multi-Millionaire?"
Generik:
Jim gets filled with the spirit at work, and his cubicle-mates complain about the glare...
cscott:
"You were right, dear... That whole naughty and nice thing was a really bad idea... I'm so sorry I got you into this..."
tree_hugger:
Okay, now when I said nice rack what I meant was...
Lanzman:
"Will you confess?" "No no nooo no!" "Will you convert?" "No no nooo no!"