Amon:
"What?! Someone beat me in the 'bobbing for apples' competition?! NO!!!"
cambria36:
Sonny & Cher (circa 1977)
ArchHallJr:
"Hey lady... the porker platter you ordered ain't gonna eat itself! Quit making goofy eyes and give me a hand with this!"
Mizgiwir:
It is said that he who has the nipple of Saturn must one day build a bigger apartment...
Amon:
At least we found out where Wonder Woman and the Tin Man died.
Amon:
"Threepio, turn off *ALL* the garbage compactors! Threepio! Where could he be?!"
Amon:
"The toilet... is REALLY backed... up... this time... Call Roto-Rooter! And... hurry..."
katstar:
"Oh cool, I can see my reflection in this shield."
rickubis:
I can't figure out what's wrong with my pigeons. I've been feeding them that genetically-enhanced corn.
Amon:
"You did it, Father! You caught Dracula!" "That's right, and I'm going to lock him up in a vault, and leech his blood so I can guard him for all time."
anti_hero:
"We could have stayed with the tour but NOOOO. You had to play Indiana frickin' Jones!"
Amon:
"You're gonna cut my pay? I don't think so!" "Whatta ya go do about it, Sorbo?" "Just watch..."
cambria36:
Two minutes until menopause.
rickubis:
Nope. No matter how long I look at it, it still looks like a vase, and NOT two faces.
BlakHat1:
"Fashion Police! Where did you scrounge THESE rags? YOU'RE coming with ME, Mister!"
BlakHat1:
"You've got no arms left!" "Tis but a scratch!" "A SCRATCH?!?"
Amon:
"Ya had to get the big flute, didn't ya?!"
Amon:
"This blanket will keep you warm until I get back."