RodRocket:
"Don't buy a vowel! Where do they get these idiots?"
YibbleGuy:
Someone needs to tell Linda Ronstadt that the waist cinch isn't fooling anybody.
RodRocket:
"OOOOH! Look at the size of that Ring Pop!"
Mystic_Cobra:
AHHHHHAHHHHH... breasts!!!
HenryBemis:
Woman... only wearing towel... supposed to do something... have no idea what..."
screaming_fist:
"Underwearstock will be wonderful! It will be full of peace, love and elastic bands!"
MmmNougat:
After their 15 minutes of fame were up, the members of N'Sync put on weight pretty fast.
GlitterRock:
"We've introduced homosexuality to another village, my lifelong companion. Where to now?" / "Greece!"
nineofnine:
Some guys are just longer than others, no need to cry!
cscott:
"Ares! My face is up here!! ... And don't even TRY to pretend that you were just reading the credits..."
cscott:
"Look, I told you... I'm flattered, but I don't feel that way about you... So, STOP carving our initials everywhere, okay?!!"
Ghosthntr:
Before we eat we must dance!
cscott:
Tonight on "Porkules: The Legendary Other White Meat"
144b:
Faith Hill? Nooo!
BlakHat1:
"Sure, I'm Herc, but can I ever REALLY fill Steve Reeve's sandals?"
BlakHat1:
That's it.. come to BlakHat!
BeelzeBemis:
"Oh my sweet Laord! The corral's empty! There's must be some rabbit-rustlers in these here parts!!"
BeelzeBemis:
Yorick's pissed that Hamlet said the word "bunghole" during the speech about him, and this time, he's brought some friends...