"Commercials Page 91 (2000)"






EnochF:
How do you explain this. On April 23, 2000, a mother of three totally loses it at a family picnic, for no apparent reason...


Mr_Grant:
PUMAT Annie Potts, Emma Thompson, and Johnny "Jody" Whittaker.


EnochF:
*sigh* Get the message already. You haven't been able to sell a single album in two years. Take the hint!


Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
.oO (Ooh, that was a great cap. I hope someone gives me an LOL or an ROFL or something. Oh please, oh please, oh please...)


Torgone:
Well, thank goodness for that. I was starting to chafe.


IllegalityGirl:
For me, the best part of wakin' up is the knowledge that at some point, I'm headed back to bed.


Torgone:
Bus... James Bus.


silverhorse:
FW: Pass this on.. look at the picture >> "Dear XXXX: This is Kelsey Brooke Jones. she has been missing..."


YibbleGuy:
Wow, hotel rooms are REALLY cheap there. No wonder Gauguin was so fond of the place.


Meldrick:
Mary wanted a child. Bob wanted a dog. Happily, a compromise was worked out...


Occupant:
_ _ S S Y _ S S G _ M _ S H _ W


Mr_Grant:
--Oh Barbara! --Oh! Oh Bob! --I'm Stan. --Um, but everyone _calls_ you 'Bob'? Don't they?


Hippie:
Is the torso included? What if you don't have one? This isn't some elaborate scheme just to make me buy a torso, is it?


Mr_Grant:
Yes, I’m sure that’s all it’s used for.


Mystic_Cobra:
"See kids... this is called Internet Porn..."


JediClone:
o/' 'Shout!'! 'Shout'! Get the hell out! Lame 80's crap I dont care about!


JediClone:
I've never been able to log onto that site. My ACME computer crashes each time I try.


Hippie:
Sure, some of the material makes you dry heave. But you work through it, goddammit, you're a professional.



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