"Commercials Page 78 (2000)"






girly_girl:
The Enterprise was so small in comparison to V'ger that it can't even be seen in this shot.


Revive:
A nightmare from the past: Angelina Jolie and her brother get it on at the Oscars. *shudder*


rickubis:
Come on in! We're playing that old reality-based game, Jonestown? We're mixing up the kool-aid, now! I've only got Drano, though.


Penemue:
Even during his high school reunion, the school bullies still forced Frank's head into the toilet...


mistie406:
I'm Nancy Kerrigan. Do you want to make more money? Sure, we....OW, MY KNEE!


mistie406:
FULL CONTACT PING PONG, right after an all new BINGO DEATHMATCH!


Reynard_T_Fox:
"Good evening. Many have claimed that I am the loneliest number. However, I actually have a wife and a pair of little ones. HA! Oh, somebody stop me..."


GlitterRock:
I likes my brews like I likes my Brunnen-G assassins: cold and on ice!


MadMatt:
Slimer the Ghost has been reduced to odd jobs for Merry Maids


Labash:
And we'll throw in your very own Sci Fi belt buckle with your first subscription to Trekkie's or Bust!


sucrecy:
"If the new VibroMaster 5500 can bring this dead piece of wood to pleasure, just think of what it can do for you!"


Generik:
Killer Bee Man wonders if he's really "Africanized" enough to fight crime effectively...


warm_pepsi_2000:
So it's not cancer, but when your red bloods cells start spellin' shit, you know stuff is about to go down...


wunshu:
Like flies through an hourglass so are the Days Of Our Lives.


Agent_Moldy:
"But, y'know, workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, so I've slowed down a bit."


Agent_Moldy:
...will not be seen tonight. Ha! Get it? Hey, is that a scrubbing bubble...?


flavio:
(invisible cap)


cambria36:
Two gals in pane.



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