"Batman Page 1 (2000)"





clover:
This is the city. My city... filled with evil, hate and murder. God I love the holidays!


GlitterRock:
Batman went a little overboard with the label-maker Aunt Harriet got him for Christmas.


Klatuu:
"BatComputer, give me the name of every criminal in Gotham City!" "I'm sorry Batman, I can't do that..."


HenryBemis:
...and so it begins, with a pole dance by our hero.


LongLiveRock:
Male Go Go Dancers sure dress weird


wunshu:
Holy shrinkage Batman! Your pole is bigger then mine!


PrezGAR:
I'd like to peel that banana


Nyssa23:
Hmm. Something tells me Godzilla is nearby.


Generik:
Miss Emma the librarian has a BIG surprise for Mrs. Thompson's second grade class this morning...


clover:
*heavy breathing* "hahaha... why no silly. Of course I'm not naked with Wesson oil on my body... but I could be. *click* "Hello?"


TonyBloodony:
"Kee-RIPES, Batman!!! Use some Bat-deodorant, for Pete's sake!!!"


Klatuu:
We thought you'd like to watch "Superfriends" instead. Enjoy.


CaptCaption:
You said Hogan was in here. "I know nuthing, NUTHING!"


GlitterRock:
"Gonna tie you in this chair. You could slip on this crazy slanted floor and break your neck! Wah-wah-wah..."


Klatuu:
What is it Mime? Someone's coming? Who? Okay, first word... .oO(I knew I never should have put Mime as the lookout...)


Vendebar:
Dandy Derby "diddles" a locked door.


CaptCaption:
...and extra anchovies. And if it aint here in 30 minutes I get it free. WAUGH WAUGH


Amon:
"Yes. Yes. DAMMIT!" *SLAM* "Who was it, Batman?" "A crank call, Robin."



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