GersonK:
"Ok, ok, it's a stub from Waterworld. Here's your $7.50 back."
Gambolputty:
"It's been 10 years, honey! If it hasn't already happened, then it ain't never gonna get pulled!"
Ant_Eater:
"All we had when we were kids was Viewmasters. This thing KICKS ASS, kid!"
Ant_Eater:
Timmy hated when "Uncle Bob" came over to babysit...
LMAO:
Stop by Viagra's new website, Via.com
WhereTheFishLives:
Dana Skully?
Artanas:
Tonight's ESPN special presentation of "Cross-Country Biking with Gary Busey" has been indefinately delayed. Sorry folks, shit happens.
Lu_Bu:
"Two words, Bill. Head And Shoulders." / "That's three." / "Shut up and use it." / "Yes Dear."
Generik:
Ally McBeal realizes that, once again, she's forgotten her breasts.
Tonya_Harding:
Are they playing "London Bridge"?
Noder:
Marv Albert, "YES!"
mistie406:
Oh look, Honey, Ethel Mertz is being strangled by a Ferengi in a smoking jacket. We oughtta get one of those.
Tonya_Harding:
"That Chris Farley is hilarious! Oh, you're John Candy? Never mind."
Lu_Bu:
"Eyes" "nose" what you're up to!
animebabe:
Model for the SpaceBall helmet
Lu_Bu:
"YOU'RE A BUM, ROCK!!! YOU HEAR ME?!!! A BUM!!!"
Amon_ster:
Kor gets his beard shaved as part of a frat house razing.
SageMadHatter:
Woah... The SFC has taken some agressive measures on advertising phone sex.