Milleniart:
"Anyone see that Lawless woman around? *THWACK* Hey!"
JizzMaster_One:
"Woooboy! Look at those prt 'lil tits!" "And with that cute 'lil short hair cut, it'd be like doin' that Leonardo DiCaprio boy!"
E_the_E:
Uglier than dogs playing poker...
Milleniart:
"Kiefer Sutherland ate my dingo, asked for more until Estevez snatched the remains, arrrrr." "More nitrous Lou?" "Yes please."
JMShearer:
"Whaddya mean that 'Bazooka Joe' comic is more enticing than my manly chest?"
Gypsy64:
"Okay, we'll just lay down that rhythm track one more time..."
SS_Emerald:
The pit bull's brain is responding well...
Loodvig:
"The Beatles are on Ed Sullivan!"
lowellt:
"Mostly starry today, with only a 1.7% chance of supernova." Damn weathermen, wrong again!
144b:
Going up, Mr. Serling?
144b:
"No, my wife is a witch! Not a bitch. Get it right, Milt."
EnochF:
"What did you just call my wife?!" "A witch." "Oh... well, that's all right, then."