DKMULDER:
Oh yes! Come to me, my green man!
IncredibleMeltingMan:
"Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!"
YingYang:
"I'll find that son-of-a-bitch who's been fucking my wife..." "He's humping her on the kitchen floor right now, Stan..."
Sven_Ciccone:
Michael Jackson circa 2021
IncredibleMeltingMan:
"Honey, are you splaying your legs in front of the camera so the audience is compelled to look upon your enormous package again?"
E_the_E:
Does he even qualify as human?
cyoungdahl:
Proof positive that even if you dress up an Idaho potato, it's still a potato.
402_K:
"I forgot about *those* pictures!"
Joystick:
Making the paper transparent is the worst idea the Times has ever had
cyoungdahl:
At nights the wooden crates would dance to the music of Benny Goodman out in the old shed.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Look, she's got an idea...
CindyM:
Ooh... it's SOOO BIG!!!
quickdraw:
She's a liberated yuppie advertising exec! He's a 300 year old vampire! Can they share an apartment in the big city without driving each other crazy?
Y2Zero:
"I'll say this to you the least threatening way I can: Old folk's home..."
quickdraw:
Jerry Springer didn't age well, did he?
Milleni_Amon:
"I better sit down. I'm feeling a little lighheaded."
Sven_Ciccone:
"File not found?! Girl, you better take your C prompt home and lose the attitude!"
Milleni_Amon:
"Don't make me angry, Mr. Magee. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."