Race:
How about a nice, greasy, pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
Amon:
When you do "The Hustle," you're just asking for a "Disco Inferno" to happen...
pikachewbaca:
Hey, watch this. I'm gonna moon the cappers.
Amon:
WOW! Those are Osmond quality teeth!
FrankenFist:
She needed her nipples pinched every now and then to remind her that she's alive.
Amon:
"No, I get that alot. I'm just a deputy. Suzanne Somers, SHE'S the Sherrif."
hegnauer2u2:
Push any key to continue... Where the hell is the ANY key?
FrankenFist:
"I don't believe it Mrs. O'Donnell. Your jaw's broken in three places and you're still talking."
Erik_Dressel:
"Bob? Where's that cup of bug killer?"
FrankenFist:
The years have not been kind to Captain Kangaroo
Torghoul:
What pencils?
BlakHat1:
He wanted to kill himself with a big bang, but he forgot his arm wasn't long enough to light the fuse...
TrickOr_claimdude:
'Oh, daddy: please don't insult my new boyfriend this time!' "Okay...show Luster in." 'No, not Luster...Lester!" 'Whatever.'
deadusaD:
I am the ghost of Ironsides! Fear me!!!"
Torgo2001:
"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
TrickOr_claimdude:
'...hey! Wait a minute... do crunchberries REALLY grow wild in Australia?'
THE_Durandal:
"Promise me it won't shock me this time, James?" *007 snickers*
Torghoul:
Paul Williams IS Wilfred Brimley AS Ma Kettle IN "How Green Were My Teeth."