Yazzin:
'80's bumper sticker: "Vampires do it upside down."
Amon:
A cowboy once told me to "get a long little doggy," but this is the closest I could find.
Amon:
"C'mon! It's the Cab Forward design from Dodge! You KNOW you want it, Baby!"
FerriumX:
If Jack Nicholson were an undead
TitanBoy:
The main reason you don't want to wear a blindfold while you're at the beach
Amon:
"And you thought that story about vampires having super strength was a myth? Take a look at this solid metal bar!"
greatpumpkin:
Hey, you know, it's a funny thing.. Once I got the tire off the ground, it wasn't flat anymore.
fut:
I'm waiting for the guy in back to stick up bunny ears behind this guy's head
Amon_ster:
"Well, HERE'S your problem, Rogers! You have a Nosferatu sucking on your neck!"
Ragbotula:
How many times do We have to tell You. Read the directions before using any workout equipment...
bugwber:
"I'll teach that Martha Stewart who can bake the biggest muffins!"
VladVicious:
Turning tricks or treats
Amon:
"Hey, Webster!"
Daleman:
But daddy, I don't want to play golf anymore. All the kids make fun of me.
trick_or_anime:
.oO *gasp* OH MY! A blemish! I can't go to the catillion like this!!!
trick_or_anime:
"But I float like a rocking horse and sting like a bitch-slap.." "We gotta work on your catch phrase."
Count_Loodvig:
"You haven't lived until you've tried Sliders Snuff®."
Lu_Boo:
"PICK THAT UP! Just because everybody ELSE throws garbage, do YOU have to, too? If they jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?!"