Lu_Bu:
After being trapped on the Pacific Island for 50 years after the end of WWII, Captain Smith goes insane and tries to start a fire, using only his knuckles.
Buffoon:
HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
Indomitus:
Unwittingly, Shaun leans onto the console... 10 minutes later, WW3 is over.
Mythew:
"Ah, man, some one TeePee'd my lawn again!"
BurkeDevlin:
"Yep, it's a grave situation all right, sir." "Are you trying to be funny, soldier?"
MollyMillions:
I can't believe it's not butter!
Zap_N_Troy:
"Here, let me get that sneeze for you."
Xigeous:
.oO(I'll just take this door with me so if it gets hot I can roll down the window.)
gowest:
Ain't you just my little Cracker Jack
Amon:
Do it! Do It! DO IT!
Amon:
Cool! She did it!
Daleman:
"Let's see... got any four's?"
Yog_Sothoth:
You dirty rat. You shot my brotha.
Amon:
"I have to do WHAT to John Wayne?!"
Amon:
I always thought they were kidding when they said the earth rotated that fast!
Amon:
This isn't the kind of "tail" that I'm looking for...
DancingQueen:
"..................ONE!"
Scouty:
No, I don't have any 4's... Go fish!