Amon:
"...There's a little black box on the screen today. It's the same damn thing as yesterday..."
Xara:
If you were a security camera, this is what you'd be seeing right now.
icabod:
"WHOOO! FREEBIRD!"
NurseNoir:
She just woke up one day to find she had contracted "Grizzled Old Prospector" syndrome. "Ooooo, I hates them varmints!"
WhereTheFishLives:
He is the Space Marine's 'Yes Man': "You goin' in, Thompson?"--"A... Ya..."
WhereTheFishLives:
Bob doesn't care what it is. If it'll fit in his mouth, it's there.
Vicious:
Melissa Sue Andersonofabitch
DavidVader:
My parents never wrote ME in jail.
Amon_ster:
Conclusive evidence that Nessie exists.
MadHat8416:
New Life Size Wind-Up Ninja Barbie... only from Mattel
Amon_ster:
Mike Nelson goes camping, only to be attacked by a 50 foot Bobo.
DavidVader:
"Be azured this is only a temporary condition."
Amon:
"That's one of the funniest jokes I ever heard! You're a real card!"
E_B_A:
"Well now, it wouldn't be much of a bomb shelter without my hobby horse... WHEE!"
YingYang:
"Undt down der is die vomens restroom. Good luck."
Angel_Noir:
Wake up, Mr. Brando. The breakfast truck is here.
Amon:
Helen Keller's grave. (Just a TAD bit on the morbid side...)
MirandaRamsey:
This latest Lamaze technique was not so popular with the women. However, 99.99% of men gave it the thumbs up.