"Lame Band Night Page 1 (1999)"





Hireling:
Yeah, KSUA, I'd like to request Johnny Hates Jazz's Shattered Dream, then follow it up with Livin' in a Box, by Livin' in a Box, off the album Livin' in a Box!


TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Hireling, I have your Johnny Hates Jazz!"


E_the_E:
"God these guys from Escape Club are hot! I haven't been this turned on since the T'Pau concert!"


E_the_E:
Look! The Eye in the Sky! The Alan Parsons Project was right!


Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
Stop him! He's taking my Frankie Goes To Hollywood CD!


GlitterRock:
The Shadow begins to weaken as the songs of Four Non Blondes fill his head...


E_the_E:
Night Ranger?


E_the_E:
A member of Quarterflash? Nu Shooz, maybe? T'Pau? Animotion?


Amonster_A_GoGo:
Judging by the look on Mickey's face, she is listening to "Obscene Phone Caller" by Rockwell.


E_the_E:
"Take back what you said about Musical Youth!" "Only if you take back what you said about Haircut 100."


GlitterRock:
Joe defiantly dares the cappers to make a crack about Milli Vanilli...


E_the_E:
And so they gather for the Bad English/Damn Yankees concert.


Hireling:
Old man whispering: "So what's this Manhattan Transfer like?"


GlitterRock:
Ed vainly counts the days until the new Ace of Base album comes out...


Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
"You take back what you said about Baltimora!"


E_the_E:
"I said it before and I'll say it again: The Georgia Satellites rock!"


Hireling:
(okay last one) She hit him, and hit him until he Simply Bled! HA get it!


Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
"Man, that Chilliwack song REALLY makes sense to me now..."



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